話說週六早上睜開眼,發現家裡 modem 的燈全部息滅,檢查了好一會兒,斷定是燒壞了,便打電話叫人來換。
到了週日補習後回家,modem 已換了新的,不過電腦還是不能上網;打電話查詢,技術支援人員說可能是 LAN 卡出了問題,著栗檢查。栗子妹又豈懂?於是立即找男友來救亡。
好不容易盼到男友上來,他在栗的電腦中左找找,右看看,最後說了句:「你看,LAN 卡的圖示上打了個交叉,當然上不了網。」
甚麼?栗子妹連 LAN 卡的位置也不知道,又怎會懂得把卡停用?莫非張卡曉得自動停用???
給男友舞弄了一輪,栗那部老爺機終於可以連線了。不過,右下方恆常出了一個圖示,說網絡只供有限度存取云云,好邪門耶~~~
後話:讓男友發現栗那部電腦只有 256 MB RAM,給他說了一輪……
快d同部腦"升呢"啦!
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/12/2009 12:24:00]井兄:趕緊兼職唔敢升住,萬一佢死咗我好大鑊
妳部咩機黎架,256都行得到﹖
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/12/2009 12:23:00]Compaq M2000 notebook,買咗好多年架啦。
我淨係要用 Word,慢得嚟都用到咪算數囉,當年貪便嘛~~~
栗子妹, 應該乘機叫妳男友送過一部俾妳嘛!
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:34:00]BS2: 我跟男友說了,他真的說買一部給我耶!不過條件是我要讓他上來打機,最後給我一口拒絕。
256 mb RAM? You're kidding me, right?
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Did you buy that from the relics section of the Museum of Ancient History, or what?
[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:32:00]Teacher: My computer is not that old la~~~
栗妹是否仍用 window 95 ....
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:29:00]小月:視窗95現在可成了珍品呢!我這部老爺機,還是在用XP。
我的電腦也壞掉了, 拿給朋友去修.....現在借了姐姐的 notebook 用
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:28:00]暖暖的電腦修好了沒有?
要升級啦!
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:28:00]祈櫻子:暫時不升啦,不過上上網、打打字,不必用太好的。
用得就OK,好過放入堆田區,令地球加重負擔
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:27:00]栗子先生這句最合我心
咁就係時候將佢捐出去,換部新嘞 !
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:26:00]Nicole: 我想不了,因為很怕換機。
嘻,好像是上世紀的產品了,還是要更新才能在資訊高速上奔馳呢。
回覆刪除[版主回覆08/16/2009 17:25:00]乏言先生請相信我吧,我最多是買了這台電腦三、四年。
給男友醫了一輪,現在還用得蠻好的,能上到blog我已經心足了,不用太快。
Oh oh! Whatshisname has a vice, a terrible vice, 打機 . That's serious, very serious.
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Hey, I know this support group called 打機仔 Anonymous. They open each meeting with a self-introduction. One says,"Hi, my name is XXX and I'm a 打機仔." Then everybody says"Hi, XXX." Then each tells of his experience of how they got addicted to 打機 and lost everything. Each new member is assigned a sponsor and whenver the irresistable urge comes, he's supposed to call the sponsor and he'll talk him out of it. It's a very freindly and supportive group....